Russpeak to English Dictionary

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A shadowy mafia of English speaking countries whose goal is to dominate the world and keep Russia down.

Example: The Anglo-Saxons will learn their place when we unleash our nuclear tsunami bomb and exterminate every last one of them.

Derived from the Russian word for whore and the German word for war, a blatskrieg is a war waged by shit sucking orcs against modern well-armed homo-sapiens.

Example: Putin is waging a blatskrieg in Ukraine!

Derived from the German word for lightening and the English word for "to run away." The blitzflee is a uniquely Russian military tactic wherein an army of orcs, engaged in a blatskrieg, drop all of their weapons and run home .

Example: We were expecting a battle against the Russian army, but they disappeared by conducting a blitzflee, doubling our collection of weapons.

The state of being free from the anti-human values of the Russian Orthodox Church. The acceptance of humanism, human values, free choice, self determination, free speech, etc. are all indicators of decadence.

Example: The West is weak and infested with liberalism. It is decadent!

To commit genocide against any ethnic or linguistic group that will not bow down to the will of Russia. Genocide is accomplished by invasion, murder, kidnapping, ethnic cleansing, russification, and forced deportation.

Example: Our filtration centers are key to executing the complete denazification of Ukraine.

The process of sorting out victims of Russian aggression. Filtration sorts an incoming stream of war victims into substreams: a liquidation stream (to be executed), a work camp stream (to be worked to death), a kidnapped stream (to be sex trafficked, adopted, or used for organ transplants), a resettlement stream (to be forcibly deported to Siberia and the Russian Far East), and a collaborationist stream (to be released and used to russify occupied areas).

A world without the rule of war. A world where Russia decides which neighbors are sovereign and which are not. A world preyed upon by Russia.

Example: No longer will Russia be confined to borders! This is a multipolar world!

Anyone that does not bow down to the will of Russia.

Example: Ukraine is Nazi because it refuses to be annexed by Russia.

Russian values include a surrender to futility, acceptance that you are nothing, a lack of respect for human life, sloth, hatred, envy, violence, drunkenness, idealization of stupidity, magical thinking, lack of critical thinking, belief in conspiracy theories, and poor personal hygiene.

Example: That drunken gopnik rolling in shit next to the gutter is a shining example of Russian values.

Any place on Earth where a Russian has urinated.

Example: The Russian world is boundless!

War

Example: It's not a war, it's a special military operation.

A world where Russia is not recognized as a superpower, despite the fact that it has an economy smaller than Italy and its military is weak.

Example: The unipolar world is coming to an end!